December 2011
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Lists are important, ok?
NYCNYE2K11
NYE clothes
fancy shoes
bk playlist
phone
phone charger
dinosaur hoody
ampoid + cord
cash money
tbrush
razor?
contacts + solution
glasses case
jammy jams
monster hat
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This is, without hyperbole, the greatest site on... →
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march 22:
actionjacksonlovesbbq:
diosmioitskara:
conozco:
seeing the black keys at MSG on my 21st birthday with kara, jordan, and jaclyn
tina if you don’t get so drunk that you puke all over dan auerbach that night i’m gonna be so pissed.
tina if you dont end up with a tattoo of black piano keys with appropriate empty space where the white ones would go I’m gonna be so pissed
I approve every...
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Some things can't be undreamt.
Me: Haha ok so, analyze this: I had a vivid dream that I was a pretty blonde stripper with a heart of gold who was conflicted about, but finally got, a boob job.
Her: Oh dude, there's way too much to analyze there!! That's hilarious though!
Me: I just have no idea. My breasts were glorious though. And I'm not even a breast guy. It's funny because despite all that it wasn't sexual, like, at all.
Her: I know - nor are you the blonde stripper type, unless something has changed :) It was just a dissatisfied-with-physical-qualities dream?
Me: nope, not at all
Her: That's actually like your anti-girl type
Me: *not at all to the stripper thing; idk maybe to the physical qualities thing. It pretty much is my anti-girl type, but in the dream I liked myself a lot, and that's why I was debating surgery. I was like..angsty about self-confidence and female body stereotypes. But after I did it I was really happy. W T F.
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Best news of the day:
Goonies is on.
Online dating wtf?
People who put in their profile things like “I can’t believe I’m on here!” or “never thought I’d be looking online!”.
It’s goddamn 2011. This stopped being weird/new/different YEARS ago. Just stop, please.
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