- Me: Haha ok so, analyze this: I had a vivid dream that I was a pretty blonde stripper with a heart of gold who was conflicted about, but finally got, a boob job.
- Her: Oh dude, there's way too much to analyze there!! That's hilarious though!
- Me: I just have no idea. My breasts were glorious though. And I'm not even a breast guy. It's funny because despite all that it wasn't sexual, like, at all.
- Her: I know - nor are you the blonde stripper type, unless something has changed :) It was just a dissatisfied-with-physical-qualities dream?
- Me: nope, not at all
- Her: That's actually like your anti-girl type
- Me: *not at all to the stripper thing; idk maybe to the physical qualities thing. It pretty much is my anti-girl type, but in the dream I liked myself a lot, and that's why I was debating surgery. I was like..angsty about self-confidence and female body stereotypes. But after I did it I was really happy. W T F.
THE DAVID HASSELHOFF OF BLOGS
Sometimes I write about bears and robots. Other times I make pictures. You can find those here.
Feel free to ask/tell me something.
Finally, here are some things I liked (you might like them too).
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