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Finally, here are some things I liked (you might like them too).

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David Bowie - Let’s Dance

BOWIE COMMANDS YOU TO GO FORTH AND PARTY GRATUITOUSLY THIS NEW YEAR’S WEEKEND.

AS BOWIE DEMANDS, SO SHALL IT BE.

Posted at 5:17pm and tagged with: \m/, bowie is god, music,.

lopezdispenser:

misfittoys:

Misfit’s Monday Theme:

Nothing, tra la la?

this is how i will propose to my future husband.

Jareth auto-reblog.

Also my motto.

(Source: seasepulchre)

Posted at 2:19pm and tagged with: bowie is god,.

lopezdispenser:

misfittoys:

Misfit’s Monday Theme:
Nothing, tra la la? 

this is how i will propose to my future husband.

Jareth auto-reblog.
Also my motto.

tiberiusloft:

George Lucas, David Bowie & Jim Henson

Hero overload.

(Not you, Lucas.)

Posted at 4:04pm and tagged with: bowie is god, hero,.

tiberiusloft:

George Lucas, David Bowie & Jim Henson

Hero overload.
(Not you, Lucas.)
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Gayngs - The Last Prom on Earth

I’ve been trying to figure out how to sum up this song without just saying “It reminds me of Debra a lot.” because A) duh and 2) LOL PITCHFORK DID DAT. I’ve been trying to do this for, well, since I first heard it I guess. I think I have finally come up with something I’m satisfied with, so here goes.

WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS: Bowie and Prince (btw this start is how you know it’s gonna be good, because c’mon, I started with Bowie and Prince and THOSE ARE THE BIG GUNS) ok so Bowie and Prince made a saucy little love-baby cupcake of a song together. They gazed upon it and said “It is good. But it could be better.”

They raided the spice rack, liberally shaking Barry White’s finest sex-sauce on top. This majestic concoction pleased all fortunate enough to behold it. Baked at a nice 375 for forty-five (I don’t know shit about baking so just work with me here) it exited the oven smelling of puppies and rainbows…but was this treat complete? WAS THIS DELECTABLE AURAL PASTRY FINISHED?

No, good sirs and madams, not nearly. Our Lord and Savior David Bowie decreed “Let us ice this bastard up.” Upon which a bare-chested, greased-up Prince sprung to action, finishing off their concoction with a fine layer of Bone Thugs-n-Harmony and a dollop of auto-tune. And then they rested.

(Basically what I’m getting at is: this song is pretty rad, and it reminds me a lot of Beck’s Debra. Also, Bowie is God.)

Posted at 2:00am and tagged with: might do all my posts as Prince/Bowie role-play from now on, delectable aural pastry, bowie is god, music,.

brain-food:

Oh Neil, as do I. 

If Bowie wasn’t God, NPH would be God. Actually, they might be simultaneous corporeal manifestations of God. 

Posted at 12:17pm and tagged with: hero, NPH, bowie is god,.

brain-food:

Oh Neil, as do I. 

If Bowie wasn’t God, NPH would be God. Actually, they might be simultaneous corporeal manifestations of God. 

scottlava:

“So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let’s see how you deal with this little slice..”

This made my night life.

Posted at 11:21pm and tagged with: bowie is god, jennifer connelly makes me feel funny in the pants,.

scottlava:

“So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let’s see how you deal with this little slice..”

This made my night life.
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David Bowie - Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide

If you don’t like Bowie let’s just not be friends, ok?

Posted at 1:40pm and tagged with: bowie is god, music,.

Digging through my dad’s vinyl. A treasure trove of originals. More incoming.

Posted at 4:24pm and tagged with: bowie is god, full width,.

Digging through my dad’s vinyl. A treasure trove of originals. More incoming.