THE DAVID HASSELHOFF OF BLOGS


Sometimes I write about bears and robots. Other times I make pictures. You can find those here.


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Finally, here are some things I liked (you might like them too).

Only 14.9% of WoW players are single? That seems unreasonably low — not because they’re gamers, just because that’s a pretty damn low number. The rest of it more or less makes sense, I guess?

Gamers Get Girls
Created by: Online University

Posted at 11:49pm and tagged with: one column,.

NYCNYE2K11

  • NYE clothes
  • fancy shoes  
  • bk playlist
  • phone
  • phone charger
  • dinosaur hoody
  • ampoid + cord
  • cash money
  • tbrush
  • razor?
  • contacts + solution
  • glasses case
  • jammy jams
  • monster hat

Posted at 10:07am and tagged with: one column,.

Days writing book: 3

Pages of book written: 0

I think this is where I talk about how I’m trying to “work through my process” (I learned that in art school!) or something, although the reality is that I have not, in fact, attempted to write a page.

Anyways, I’m pretty sure that such a *severe* case of writer’s block calls for the application of whiskey. Copious whiskey.

New working title: Copious Whiskey

Posted at 1:29pm and tagged with: the book, one column,.

Ok so far my book is about robots, tea, photography, bears, dinosaurs, playlists, video games, and stuffed bunnies. Pretty sure I’ve got a best seller/Pulitzer winner on my  hands here.

EDIT: AND WHISKEY! How did I almost forget whiskey?

Posted at 3:51pm and tagged with: it was about plaid originally too but I didn't want to get pigeonholed in the hipster market, one column,.

Oh, can’t find anybody to hire you? Let’s just write a book instead!

Writing totally pays well and has a high success rate, right? 

Posted at 10:53am and tagged with: poor life decisions, one column,.

Charming young(ish) man seeks charming young(ish) lady for autumn adventures. Proposed activities include but are not limited to:

  • Cider donuts
  • Pumpkin carving
  • Bonfires
  • Hay rides
  • Orchard visits
  • Haunted houses
  • Renaissance faires
  • Leaf piles
  • Halloween costumes
  • Oktoberfest
  • Bourbon (it warms the chill from that crisp air)

Enquire within. Did I mention there are apple cider donuts involved?

Posted at 2:50pm and tagged with: one column, autumn,.

I need a second, private/anonymous, Dear Livejournal style blog. For all these feelings.

During the writing of that sentence I determined that I should also really have a Dear Liverjournal blog to cover drunken exploits. If only I was having drunken exploits of late.

Edit: I’ll just hold on to this for later.

Posted at 12:41pm and tagged with: FEELINGS, one column,.

I find it difficult to take your site’s matching algorithm seriously when you claim this lady is a 95% match for me, and yet the first line of her profile makes use of “ur” in place of “your”.

Posted at 2:30am and tagged with: I'm picky...and judgmental., one column,.

No matter how attractive you may be, duck face makes you not.

Love,

JB

Posted at 11:36pm and tagged with: quack quack, one column,.

Whiskey & grilled cheese? Those are two of my most favorite things to place in my mouth for pleasure. 

I feel cheated.

Posted at 1:39pm and tagged with: my mind, she boggles, one column,.